How Humans Broke the Game

Datum objavljivanja: 14. Tra 2019.
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Pixel art by Justin Herschel: Daydream_Stream

Komentari

  • One time I got level 1k and Jesus the sniper class I broken

  • PvP lamo 😂.

  • "This faction was known as Neanderthals" Fortnite ad plays Lmao

  • Human are nerfing each other

  • Great videos, love the style. Human ancestors never "knuckle walked" btw, that is where chimps and us diverged. Our wrist shows no evidence if that. Also, cooking our food allowed our digestive system to simplify, reserving more energy for brain development. Chimpanzees spend 40% of the day chewing, boring. Also your neanderthal info is a little speculative and iffy.

  • (Correction) *Neanderthals went extinct MAINLY due to breeding with sapiens fact*

  • Admit it, everyone here has played as a human at least once (I'm maining human right now, but I kinda wish I could just switch to sloth)

  • The supermega colonies of invasive ants in the americas can be seen as similar convergent evolution to how sapiens extirpated neanderthals

  • friendly fire it is

  • ICE BARRAGE 😭😭

  • Devs be like: you know what I'll take a break Animals: evolution time

  • The Bell Gargoyle Music in the beginning game me PTSD.

  • wish the focus wasn't so heavy on the euro servers but I guess a lot of the data on the other servers got destroyed

    • or was corrupted *x-files noise*

  • Dead people are just afk

  • At 4:23 you talk about them fishing that reminds me of a game in roblox called fishing simulator but the levels go up to lets just say over lv200 if im right theres a lv1000 i nthe game but i forgot due to how unreal it could get.

  • How do I play this

  • This is very similar David and Goliath

  • Human is broken because of their unique skill: accelerated growth(bonus skill point every time they level up)

  • so our class was made just because some guys were bored with quadrepedal legs

  • Humans are such a weird thing to come out of evolution

  • The Neanderthals probably could have survived in Antarctica

    • @Guest User True

    • @T4zchi they're suited for cold european temperatures, not the harsh, hostile antartican enviornment. Plus, there would be no food

    • @Guest User Well, with the cold temperatures, it would have been a perfect place for them to survive in. Think about it.

    • no

  • Mozambique joke is underrated

  • He said pvp 😂😂 unfortunately its ftp pvp

  • your videos are dank that sucks you think we evolved from monkeys tho

    • This dude wants to be a human but he turned out to be a sheep

    • ah yes apes = monkeys. Big brain time, also ignoring scientific data. Big brain time.

  • People should be ban

  • My takeaway on why humans are top tier: me: free hands and big brain. tierzoo: sweat glands!

  • I'm just here to ask - why is everyone asking about tierzoo on the eyewitness intro?

  • Humans broke the game so badly they gained awareness of the game

  • Can't wait for the robot buff

  • Claiming humans have max intelligence is quite bold a statement

    • @Ichi. or that Jisooo is vegan

    • @Guest User or that cows are animals

    • yeah about as bold as claiming the sun is hot

  • Actually Neanderthals were absorbed into the sapien faction when the two groups met again in the Eurasian Steppe. The multiple large migrations of sapiens out of Africa lead to their eventual absorption into the significantly larger sapien populations since sapiens were much more social and their instrinsic survival in numbers tactics.

  • pulls out rifle nothing personal kid

  • 3:18 Actually, it's cooking that upped the int stat. This allows for smaller and less resource hogging digestive track and access to foods that otherwise would not be edible. Those resources could be then diverted to brain as cooking "predigests" the food.

  • “Infighting is their biggest weakness... right now...”

  • I feel Closer from Néandertal than Sapiens. I Wonder my great parents switched sides.

  • Humans aren’t cheating they’re just using the game mechanics creatively

  • Cant wait for the next update !!!

  • I knew my aversion to pvp was justified!

  • Virus mains: *Hold my beer*

  • I lost it at the "mozambique here" xD

  • Came here for the AlternateHistoryHub comment

  • I know Devs are planning something big .... Maybe bigger after 5 or 7 years ...

  • Humans did not evolve from apes.

    • You are completely correct however we did evolve from a common ancestor that we share with apes

  • You neglected the use of fire techniques as an intimidation weapon. Thanks to this, they could manipulate the enemy individuals, and thus perform advanced offensive and defensive strategies. The fear of fire could force the opponent retreat, divide enemy troops to isolate some of them to kill them one by one. Plus, it granted a better resistance to parasites as they can burn food to purify it, give the acces of better craftsmanship and of course the upgrade associated of cold resistance. Some meta observers pointed it could be also a way to improve enegetic efficiency, allowing the atrophy of the digestive system, mostly the upper part mastocatory system but not only. The atrophy granted the economy of some energy wasted in the maintenance of the system and during the digestion process.

  • Human intelligence is so broken one of the ways you can remove them from the game is for them to make beings more intelligent than them

  • Neanderthals were also more geared towards sprinting, whereas modern humans were more geared towards endurance running, which would give them an advantage if the two parties hunted each other.

    • they probably mated out. from an early human perspective Neanderthals are just beefy humans

  • Neanderthals be like: Hacker, hacker!!! Us: You wish we you were as good as us

  • Mozambique here

  • the north American human build got a massive buff during the 2nd amendment update

  • Covid bug

    • It’s actually a human patch

  • I love this.

  • Y’now I wonder when the devs are gonna balance patch the humans they op af

  • I’m hyped for the “Religion 2” update that was teased after how good the first one was

  • In my opinion, maxed intelligence combined with very flexible hands is way too op. You can craft anything and think ahead. Plz nerf

  • Have you considered doing capybaras? Seems they are really popular Next to cat videos. I would be interested!

    • he talked about them in the rodent tier list, they ranked kinda low

  • Humans in the past, oh yeah this is small brain time.

  • Humans still get clapped by most animals in the wild without prep time they can’t make tools or fire and climbing is something almost every build has in its arsenal

    • @Guest User yea I’m gonna intimidate a rhino with deez nuts swinging across its face😂 no but fr yeah because primâtes scare off a lot of predators for simply being known to tear each other’s intestines out

    • @ᴍᴏʀᴛʏ That's where the next ability comes in, intimidate

    • @Guest User there are many senarios were humans will win a fight in the wild in packs but they’d need tools. Especially when an animal has thick hide where easy make spear can’t do the trick.

    • individually, yes, but in groups, as nature intended, they'd be all right

  • "Fire plz" Why do I find this so hilarious? 4:20

  • This inspired me to try to reunlock infinite stamina, unfortunately, the lion still outran me and took out both my legs

    • Well if a lion main is pretty hungry it can clock up to 80mph, the human build has all it's xp points invested on intelligence, there isn't alot of room left for any physical traits so there ain't no way you're outrunning one 😂 edit: Sorry 80 kmh

  • This game is like chess

  • Big brain time

  • 6:51 And PvP of humans are way much more deadlier than any animals which could even destroy the entire other players and overworld

  • sapiens = africa neaderthal = europa era de gelo

  • Humans are basically OP game AI

  • What if the neanderthals won

  • mozam best gun in the game idk what ur meem is about mate bettter than r9

  • Bro, imagine the player who made the build that thought, "What if I made big brain monkeys".

  • When Humans unlock the Mars Server; Will also unlock the new Alien build to do pvp with.

  • Did humans evolve from herbivore prey to carnivore scavangers to predators? Is there any other animal that managed this?

  • Haha monkey go brrr

  • Nice

  • We could have another intelligent players if those neanderthal and sapiens players just didn't met until the current patch.

  • Imagine some lessfur monkeys with sticks chasing you while you running out of stamina what a toxic players

  • right before i watched it, a CURIOUSITY STREAM ad about the SAME topic of this video. Coincidence? *I THINK NOT* Just finished... *WELL NOW...*

  • The devs should Nerf the humans

  • Oh come on a neanderthal woman with a normal man.... that isn’t exactly right, it’s actually far more likely for all the woman to like the Neanderthal men for there muscles and bigger builds and strength which is what the woman was hugely attracted to and the Neanderthal woman also had a more manly build even more manly then the normal man so the men wouldn’t like the Neanderthal woman but the normal woman would love to mate with Neanderthal men

    • Also they were shorter than humans, stronger and bigger but still shorter than ours in order to conserve heat during teg winters

    • It went both ways actually cuz you know they wouldn't know they were different species also muscles don't matter if you can't provide food,shelter and protection ikr ironic muscles can't proved protection

  • not me actually getting angry at the nerfs LMAO

  • what is this game title? lol

  • If you haven't played a human build yet, I highly recommend trying it at least once before they get banned like the massive reptiles were a couple updates ago.

    • The human build is easy, but one thing that sucks is how much mental debuffs they get

  • Monke = Human

  • Interesting, but this doesn't Tae into account the massive effect of the Campi Flegrei eruption that wiped out the vast majority of the Neanderthals.

  • lol @ 1:45

  • Mozambique ya

  • I wonder if witchcraft would be considered an illegal exploit

  • Yuo

  • Humans are op anymore cuz of the pandemic patch which reduced cooperation

  • By the looks of the thumbnail it would seem he walked on an ancient ruin

  • How dare you call my grandfather a chimpanzee.

  • Bro, you know homo sapiens were more intelligent than Neanderthals right? We had the ability to plan step by step our attacks and prepare while the rest of the animals including Neanderthals did not. They didn't plan shit

  • Using the Eyewitness song gave me some serious nostalgia

  • Mozambique here

  • Humans were added after the player base begged for an intelligent based species. To make it have a chance it was designed to make tools but unknown to the devs was they had set the inteligence stat to 118 rather than 88 after a coding error which gave the species seemingly conscious intelligence with advanced thought. This lead to them abusing the crafting ability to create much larger communities and innovations leading to worldwide domination and even destroying species. The worldwide server unification which united the world into 1 server in patch 1.57 was made for everyone but the devs had underestimated the human intelligence stat which allowed them to create rafts. Around 100 thousand years later they created reformed societies which created machinery to automate work, altered terrains, created large scale transportation devices, learnt to fly with a machine and eventually create algorithms to do work for them. They are attempting to tap into the alternate physic testing planets with rockets and the devs are scrambling to design terrain for the rest of the universe. While this may be the most broken thing to ever happen the community is hopeful new species will emerge on these new planets within the next 1,200 years

  • Anyone trying to get the birds and the bees achievement because it says I need to be level 7 on the primary school trait and I dont know how to do this

    • @Ichi. okay thank you

    • it’s not just being level 7, it also counts on your parent players

  • human history: cellular animals, to land things, to smol rat things, then monke then monke but 2 legged (bipedal) the bipedal monke dies from the big carnivore lion wolf things whatever. but, with big brain, they make a spear and go Ooga Booga. they end up killing the big carnivore things and then the big plant-eater elephant things. humans then go migrate and go haha sick go brr against animals. some end up in America stuck there. then they have to choose with is better: cooked beef or bread. they went with bread, but then tamed big plant eaters and they became farmer boi. they make civilization 6 (game reference, you all know the game right?) with farms and tool-making houses. they make bronze and then fight each other with the bronze and also make iron. iron is used a lot in weapons, such as spears and the roman throwing spear, pilum. the Romans kill the greeks, then barbarians kill the romans and the barbarian germans became medieval knights. meanwhile, in Asia, china fighting the nomads from the Mongolian area and they also farm rice. they make gunpowder, but Mongols kill them. the American humans are just chillin' when a big, fat boat with cannons and guns roll up and say"this land is ours" then they kill the American humans. they colonialize it and Africa and Australia (real British hours) and then they fight with the french. the Americans kick out the British, and then they become the most powerful nation later. ww1 and ww2 happen. they become more powerful. to this day, they still (kind of maybe?) body and destroy animals if they can with weapons, if prepared. *futureeeeeeeee* humans make ai, ai treys to kill them, then humans scape earth to Elon musk terraformed mars. they send a nuke the destroy the ai, then go back to earth. life continues as normal, but Antarctica is dead. rip penguin and polar bear. I feel that this comment will become a huge argument meant whatever.

    • wait, are you saying rip polar bear because the Arctic would be gone too?

  • I thought some previous tree evolution humans where forced to survive on land for being exiled out of a group forcing them to survive on land

  • I stopped playing after the gunpowder update...too broken.

  • If we’re all hacking that means that we’ll all be banned someday 😐

  • Can this be a game please?